Monkey or Gorilla

"When socialism brings the world to its knees and the undead start feasting on the living, which would you rather be zombie-slaying with, the monkey or the gorilla? Sounds like a fair question, in fact, who hasn't pondered this age old question or fantasized about slaying zombies in a post apocalyptic world with your monkey side kick, I do all the time.

I've always fancied myself the gorilla type, but I've been mistaken, see below.

This is how I've always viewed myself and fellow members of the A-Team while we're in the gym...


but apparently this is how Quint views us...

or maybe even...

I asked Fanny and she said she would much rather I be a monkey as opposed to an angry Gorilla...but, honestly for me, it depends... am I going to be one of the bad ass monkeys Mark Wahlberg talks to in Planet of the Apes (2001), "hey monkey I'm Mark Wahlberg...say hello to your motha for me." Or one of the dirty apes Heston gets mouthy with in Planet of the Apes (1968), I don't want to be one of those apes.

Anyway, I'll think it over and let you know, in the meantime here is some academic food for thought on the matter straight from one of the most reliable sources on the internet regarding all things ape and monkey related, bodybuilding.com

If your still undecided on the whole monkey, gorilla, human question, I'm sure this quiz will help you figure out where you currently stand and how much work you need. For those of you scoring at home, I scored between 250-350. Beat that Quint!